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[dramatic music]
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Hot cocoa...
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it's warm, sweet,
and feels good in your tummy.
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But what doesn't feel good
in your tummy?
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A sharpened moose femur wielded
by a crazed ritualistic killer.
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This is the fifth animal-bone
murder here in Grimsburg,
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the work of an unknown
serial killer
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who the media are calling...
the Boner.
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[dramatic sting]
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With KGRM
Homicides-On-The-Ones,
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- I'm Harmony Flute.
- And I'm her ex-husband, Marvin Flute,
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Grimsburg's greatest
detective who's back
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from a much-needed
nervous breakdown
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- to make this town safer and handsomer.
- Flute, I was just signing off.
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And I'll get my hands on this
Boner, no matter how hard it gets.
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- Over to you, Hank.
- Oh, you always do this.
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It's always the Flute show.
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I'm the one who gets
to throw the anchor.
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And who is Hank?
We don't even have a Hank.
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[scoffs] Well, you should
look into getting one.
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Hank is a strong anchor name.
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Ends with a K, like the word fork,
the most masculine utensil of all.
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And pork,
the most masculine meat.
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And of course, sink, the most
masculine place to urinate.
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- How about suck? As in you.
- Now you get it.
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Oh, you know
who'd love this game?
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- We don't have a Hank!
- Hank.
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Heh.
Back to you, Hank.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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"The Flute Show."
Please.
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- It's not all about me, right?
- Well...
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Exactly. Thank you.
[clattering in distance]
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Wait, you hear that?
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[grunts] Freeze, put...
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- my hands up?
- Cut!
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OK, take five, everyone.
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Well, well,
Detective Flute himself.
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I'm a big fan of your work.
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Likewise... meaning,
I'm a big fan of my work,
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'cause I don't know
who the hell you are.
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Bertram Figg.
I'm making a limited series
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based on the Boner case,
and you're the main character.
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I'd watch the hell out of
that, even if it's on Pluto.
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Oh, God, it's not on Pluto, is it?
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Wait, that guy's
supposed to be me?
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You're right.
Wardrobe, makeup, hair!
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We've gotta make our Flute much
fatter and dumpier, please.
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- Getting closer.
- [grumbles]
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ALL: Fathers!
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ALL: Sons!
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- ALL: Fathers!
- [sighs]
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I wish my dad had time
to play with me.
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Don't worry, Stanners.
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That's what imaginary
bad influences are for.
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What do you say we go loosen
some bolts on the monkey bars?
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Maybe we could do
a little fecal graffiti.
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It's a beautiful day in the park.
We can do it all.
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[all laughing]
Son.
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[all laughing]
Dad.
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You just sold the IP freely
to this guy
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without consulting me on casting?
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Did they even go
out to Miles Teller?
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He is the mustache guy
right now.
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Sorry, Flute,
Chief needs the money
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for her latest conspiracy theory.
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Yeah, I've got my eye
on this tank.
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Oh, try to vaccinate me
in this bad boy.
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But I haven't
solved the case yet.
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You better, or that's
what the world will see.
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It's true crime, and I take
the "true" part seriously.
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That's my rule.
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That and never ask a grip
where he was on January 6.
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This is so cool. So who's
playing me in the series?
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I get Idris Elba a lot.
[chuckles]
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I didn't feel you were
a vital part of the narrative,
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so in the show, Flute works alone.
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But you just said
you want it to be true.
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Ah-buh-buh-buh,
just true enough,
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which is why I
made your character
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into a refurbished Fitbit
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that Flute never wanted
and hates.
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You're the Madness Consultant
on this shoot, right?
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Well, I wasn't supposed to be,
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but the psychiatrist they hired
had to drop out
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because he was mysteriously
poisoned.
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- Such a pity.
- Uh-huh, cool.
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So I was thinking
of this outfit for the killer.
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Oh, God, no.
He's a pathological,
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clinically disturbed maniac
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with a penchant for
skeleto-zoological homicide,
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not a dork.
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- Mmm, this looks benignly ethnic.
- It's a taquito.
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Arleen, I have
always believed cruelty
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was humanity's greatest gift
to itself,
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but now I know that it is...
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taquitos!
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[gentle flute music]
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♪
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Ah! Home invasion!
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It's OK, Flute, he's
the actor from the TV show.
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Kip Deegan, pleasure.
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Displeasure.
Why are you in my house?
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- My house.
- Her house.
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It doesn't matter
whose house it is.
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I just thought I'd observe you
in your everyday life.
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See, I'm trained in the
Jeremy Strong school of acting,
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where you immerse yourself
in the role
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in a way that's incredibly
irritating to everyone around you.
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"Flute's Ex-Wife"?
That's my character's name?
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Yeah, they should change it
to Hank.
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Being your ex-wife is not
even in the top three
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most interesting things
about me.
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One, I was raised by bears.
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Two, I'm great at parkour...
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probably because
of all the climbing I did
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while I was
being raised by bears.
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And six, I'm not great at numbers
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because I was homeschooled
by a bunch of bears.
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Ugh, I have to go to work.
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[growling, panting]
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[phone chimes]
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Damn it,
they found another body.
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- Boner alert.
- Boner alert.
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No, do less.
Throw the Boner away.
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Bonah aluht.
Booner aloyt.
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- No, still too much.
- Baner alart.
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Is that Southern?
I speak in...
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- Boner alert.
- Midland American English.
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Eh, forget it.
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[in English accent]
Just try to stay out of me way.
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[groans]
Now you're in my head.
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Hey, hey, hey,
you're sounding great, man.
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Uh, you may wanna explore
the space a little more.
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- Thanks, Jeremy.
- Please, call me Table.
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[brakes screech]
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I wiped down those shelves
for you, Bertram.
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Thanks, Harv, much better.
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I was seeing a lot
of fingerprints.
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Wait, he wiped the prints?
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I need those to be the hero.
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Fingerprints are
the faces of the fingers.
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And nails are like the skulls.
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I think this knuckle
is the butt.
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And this one... wait,
why are there three bodies?
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Oh, they hired me
as the corpse wrangler,
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so I'm just showing
them some options.
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I scanned and cross-referenced
the murder weapon, Flute.
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He's not Flute.
I'm Flute.
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Wow, it's like
I'm looking in a mirror.
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But you're in front of it, and
I'm off to the side going, "Wow."
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- Anyway, it's a rabbit bone.
- Huh, a rabbit bone.
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[echoing] A rabbit bone.
A rabbit bone.
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A rabbit bone.
A rabbit bone.
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[crunch]
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- Missing a bone, doc?
- Nah, I don't know what you're...
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- Now you are.
- [laughs]
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That's all, fol...
[gurgling]
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Whoa, back when
I was watching cartoons,
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violence never
had consequences.
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Not a match.
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Hmm, how about you,
silly rabbit?
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You up to some Trix?
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- [yelps]
- Are you a cereal serial killer?
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I only steal cereal, I swear!
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I can't catch a body,
I have priors!
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Ah, ah!
[screams]
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Nope, that's what you get
for changing the flavor.
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You taste like paint now.
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Aha, Latin trap
and reggaeton star Bad Bunny.
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Hey, sorry,
you're not on the list.
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Seriously?
I'm Marvin Flute.
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Uh, maybe I put it
under one of my aliases.
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Marvin Flame?
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Fluteus Maximus?
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Mark Milkshack, Sour Shoes,
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Former Surgeon General
C. Everett Koop.
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Maybe Martin Flute?
People always mess that up.
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They even misspelled it
on my birth certificate.
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Wait, is that my name?
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It's OK, Flute,
I talked to Bad Bunny.
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He says you should check
that taxidermy shop downtown.
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Great idea,
and we're in my crime mind,
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so it was my great idea.
Ha!
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I'll meet you there, Flute.
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I need to stop here and
cool myself down for a bit.
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Yep, just one of many
very visual things I can do.
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Whoa, amazing.
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Yeah, I guess to viewers
it probably would be.
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No... what? Shut up.
I'm talking about him!
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He's got it.
Who is he?
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- [sighs] That's Lieutenant Kang.
- Kang, Kang.
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That's the sound
of a star bell ringing.
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I got a bell I wish he'd ring.
Ding ding.
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You, I'm writing you into
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- the show, playing yourself.
- OK.
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I'll start making
the changes immediately.
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Do you have a pen?
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[arm whirring]
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No, I do not.
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[clicks pen]
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[slurps]
[grumbles]
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Come on, Stanny, walk it off.
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It was just a little
parental abandonment.
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Yeah, I'm not really in the mood.
Oh, hey, hey, Dad.
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Oh, sorry,
I thought you were my dad.
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You're Flute's son. I'm
playing your dad in the show.
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Can I ask what
your relationship is like?
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- I need to become him.
- Oh, well, we hang out all the time.
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What? Oh, my God, Stanjamin!
You are so bad!
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I guess if you really wanna
know what it's like,
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maybe you and I could
play catch sometime?
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Yes!
Let's go play catch right now.
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Really?
I mean, sure, if it helps you.
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Nice, no one has ever
been disappointed
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by making an actor
their role model.
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Arleen, I happened to notice
this is the last taquito.
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- So...
- You ate the whole tray?
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[dramatic music]
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- Relinquish the taquito!
- No, you've had enough.
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- The salivation has begun.
- You lost your taquito privileges.
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- That is my crunchy num-num!
- You're cut off!
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- No more!
- You have won this round, Arleen.
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But there shall be
subsequent rounds.
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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[bell rings]
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Good evening.
How can I help you?
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Hi, I recently married
into a community
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where the elders
throw bones in order
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to consult their ancestors.
You know, to predict the future,
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for crops, where to go for
brunch where the wait time
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isn't longer than
the eat time... you get it.
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Anyway, I'm looking
to buy a rabbit bone.
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You probably don't
hear that a lot, huh?
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Unless you've heard it recently.
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And if I could just get
the name of the person
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- you heard it from recently?
- Someone who'd buy a rabbit bone?
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Let me think.
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Ah!
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[thrilling music]
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♪ ♪
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Ugh, skunk!
Two Ks!
244
00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,900
So masculine!
245
00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:20,840
Move!
I need to...
246
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:25,920
Damn it.
You made me lose my Boner.
247
00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:28,090
All right, Bertram,
your limited streaming series
248
00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:31,330
is seriously streaming
over the limit of my patience.
249
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:34,240
- I almost had him.
- Sorry, but I told them to block you.
250
00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:36,910
I had to, you're just too
good and handsome at this.
251
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,150
I'm getting
less angry at you, go on.
252
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,819
You're going too fast for my
eight heavily padded episodes.
253
00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:45,230
I still need the audience to
fall in love with your character,
254
00:10:45,231 --> 00:10:48,269
and to do that, they have to see
someone fall in love with you.
255
00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:51,569
- I was thinking Harmony.
- Ugh, doesn't she have a kid?
256
00:10:51,570 --> 00:10:53,280
People love
a second chance romance.
257
00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:54,750
Look at Bennifer.
258
00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:57,150
What would Harmony and I's
couple name even be?
259
00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:01,959
Marvin Flute?
That actually sounds pretty good.
260
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,800
But it'll never work.
She's too mad at me.
261
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,970
Well, maybe I could help
smooth things over.
262
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,040
We could give you two
a night out on the town
263
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:10,680
- with a little movie magic.
- Deal.
264
00:11:10,780 --> 00:11:12,520
But once I get the girl,
I'm not gonna stop
265
00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:15,890
until people call me...
the Boner Killer.
266
00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:21,000
And then nine months later,
they have a new baby.
267
00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:23,340
Wow, honestly,
I thought the nipples
268
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,870
- would play a much bigger role.
- So again, you and your dad
269
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,780
really do all of this
every Sunday?
270
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,320
Yep, then we get ice cream,
and we hug,
271
00:11:30,420 --> 00:11:34,020
and he teaches me to shave.
I guess it's just our thing.
272
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,460
[crying]
You never take me for ice cream
273
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,870
and hugs
and teach me to shave!
274
00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:40,690
Well, you can find
somewhere else to live,
275
00:11:40,714 --> 00:11:42,244
you spoiled son of a bitch!
276
00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:47,320
Again, this isn't a date.
277
00:11:47,350 --> 00:11:49,490
I only came because you got us
278
00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:54,159
into the hottest urban climbing
nightspot in Grimsburg, ah!
279
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:57,170
I just wanted you to see that
it's not always the Flute show.
280
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,909
Marvin Flute and guest
of Marvin Flute.
281
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:02,580
Your table is right that way.
282
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,789
Uh. Whoa!
283
00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:08,659
I probably should be
drinking less anyway!
284
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,230
Amateur.
285
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:12,230
[growls]
286
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:15,540
[panting]
287
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,510
Right behind you,
just like when we made Stan.
288
00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,379
Uh, let's see, just gotta...
289
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:23,060
Uh, no, nope.
Ah, ooh, ah, ow, uh, no.
290
00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,160
We set up a wire rig
to help you up there.
291
00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:27,200
It's the same tech
they used to make NSYNC
292
00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:28,629
look like they could dance.
293
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:31,870
So there were strings attached.
Whoo!
294
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,610
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[laughs]
295
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,480
Oh, it's...
296
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,620
Ohh, oh!
297
00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,529
[grunts]
298
00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:44,670
You made it up.
I'm impressed.
299
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,540
I've been working on my core.
300
00:12:46,570 --> 00:12:49,110
[tray clanging]
301
00:12:50,710 --> 00:12:52,610
[knocks softly]
302
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:58,259
Can I ask you something, sir?
303
00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:02,900
Bertram said you have "it."
What is it?
304
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:05,970
[sighs] Hollywood is
built on artifice, Summers.
305
00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,850
It's all capped teeth,
surgically enhanced bodies,
306
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,819
and smooth CGI perfection.
307
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,249
But every once in a while,
308
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,460
someone comes along who
cuts through the illusion
309
00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:18,000
for one damn second,
a refreshing breeze of honesty
310
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,940
in a stinking town of deception.
311
00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,140
That is "it."
312
00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:27,035
Or maybe they just
needed an Asian guy.
313
00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:29,720
OK, thanks.
314
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,560
- Is he here?
- Does he smell good?
315
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:35,470
Can he sign my puffer jacket?
[all screaming]
316
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,970
- Oh, my God!
- [groans]
317
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,110
Oh hey, Kip,
I guess these are
318
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,749
the new script pages for the
scene with Flute and his son.
319
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,730
It's kind of a lot,
but I could run lines with you.
320
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,700
Uh, fine.
Let's give it a shot.
321
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:52,730
Hey, Stan,
the murderer has struck again.
322
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,039
But whatever happens,
I want you to know
323
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,580
- that I'm proud to have you as my son.
- I know that, Dad.
324
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,180
[gulps]
Everyone does.
325
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,050
And also I don't think
your cape is weird.
326
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:04,760
It's a part of you,
just like you're a part of me.
327
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,730
And while I know
I don't say it enough,
328
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,600
I'm always thinking it.
I love you, Stan.
329
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,269
- How was that?
- Good.
330
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,250
But we should run it
a couple more times.
331
00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:19,149
- Kip, we need you on set.
- So can we hang out again later?
332
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,019
Sorry, but it's show business,
333
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:23,459
not show affection
to some weird kid.
334
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,900
Ouch, can't argue
with his performance, though.
335
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,769
The way he took a whiz
all over your heart,
336
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:30,840
I mean, he's got
your dad down cold.
337
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,309
[acoustic guitar music]
338
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:35,050
And I gotta admit,
that was really fun.
339
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:38,060
Wait, are those salmon
in the fountain?
340
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,770
- How did those get there?
- Oh, do you mind?
341
00:14:39,794 --> 00:14:43,500
- Please.
- [growling]
342
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,280
- There she is.
- [munching]
343
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,050
- Still got it.
- Yeah.
344
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,320
I wanted you to have a night
that's all about you.
345
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,050
I'm not calling the shots.
346
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,090
[silently] Cue wind.
347
00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,530
- Ooh.
- Oh, are you cold?
348
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,400
Here, take my coat.
349
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:01,889
Cue the sweet older couple
who could be her and me
350
00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:04,809
in the future, if only we
could get past the past.
351
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,780
Oh, how cute.
352
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:09,789
You know, they almost look like...
oh, never mind, it's silly.
353
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:11,590
[music stops]
354
00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:14,200
OK, we're on the doorstep.
Cue the Jumbo.
355
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:18,669
- Why is there a Jumbotron in the park?
- So weird.
356
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:20,110
Kiss Cam? What perverts.
357
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,770
But I guess we don't wanna
get a ticket.
358
00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:26,090
- Wait, did you set all of this up?
- Well, I can't take all the credit.
359
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,990
Bertram and his team
were troopers,
360
00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:30,330
executing my vision
on very short notice.
361
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:34,000
Oh! It wasn't about me.
It was about you getting me.
362
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,870
Yeah, the hero gets the girl.
363
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,210
I'm more of an anti-hero,
like Aunt May.
364
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,980
I'm done being part
of the Flute show.
365
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,950
Harmony, no,
it's not the Flute show.
366
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,590
[upbeat pop music playing]
367
00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:46,130
Kill the Back Together Cam.
368
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,400
- Read the room.
- Don't worry, I got a plan.
369
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:51,070
No, being your muse
no longer amuses me!
370
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,609
Ooh, that's pretty good.
You can use that.
371
00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:54,180
But that's it.
I'm done with your show!
372
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,849
And if you don't like it,
you can kiss
373
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:59,728
these silicone butt pads
I no longer need.
374
00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:05,530
[dramatic music]
375
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,580
Time to get the Boner
under my belt.
376
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:14,750
My God, it's the actor
who looks nothing like me.
377
00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,760
[eerie music]
378
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:23,760
♪ ♪
379
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,210
[grunts]
380
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,020
[groans]
381
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:37,230
Fade to black
'cause Hollywood.
382
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,040
Where am I?
383
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,910
Who's that coming toward me?
384
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:43,179
Oh, right, the killer.
385
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,880
Well, I suppose
it's been a good life.
386
00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:47,420
I wish I'd danced more.
387
00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:50,060
You idiot, you're supposed
to cut me, not the rope.
388
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,429
- So tie me back up...
- No, look,
389
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:53,190
I may have murdered
a bunch of people,
390
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:54,970
but I wasn't the one
who trapped you.
391
00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,639
And I didn't murder that
good-looking British actor either.
392
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,180
- It was that director.
- Bertram? Ridiculous.
393
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,720
Let me just ask, does this
sound like real bone to you?
394
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:04,820
[dull clacking]
395
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,820
[mysterious music]
396
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,600
♪ ♪
397
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,370
Epoxy resin, like the kind
used by Hollywood...
398
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,070
- Hollywood prop...
- Prop makers, I said it first.
399
00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:16,479
Bertram got worried
I'd catch you too soon,
400
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,920
so he sidelined you and started
to carry out the killings himself.
401
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,820
- That can't be union.
- Exactly.
402
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,659
So we need
to get out of here fast.
403
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,500
- Now, I have a plan.
- No, here's how it's gonna go:
404
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,230
You bang on the door,
and say you need a doctor.
405
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:29,490
You popped one of your balls.
406
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:30,940
It sounds big,
but it happens a lot.
407
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:32,910
You sit down wrong, you
catch an edge on a bar stool,
408
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:33,810
you're bent over
trying to cuff a perp
409
00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:37,350
and you accidentally, I don't know,
back into a doorknob.
410
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,489
Anyway, I will be standing
behind the door
411
00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:42,430
with two totally working,
perfectly intact testicles
412
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:45,130
- ready to heroically...
- OK, then, I guess we're just doing
413
00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:48,722
- whatever Flute wants.
- Hmm, maybe Harmony was
414
00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,880
right about me always
having to make it about me.
415
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,620
Whoa, I just said "about me" twice
in that sentence about me.
416
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,090
Wow, a third one,
but that's like
417
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,320
when you eat Oreos
and no one is looking.
418
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:59,230
It doesn't count, right?
Let's try it your way.
419
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,800
You were saying something
about blah, blah, blah?
420
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,740
[church organ playing]
421
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,280
♪ ♪
422
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,850
Uh, just making sure
you have enough.
423
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,289
Yes, these will suffice for now.
424
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:15,529
And I'm so happy to hear your
mother's doing all right.
425
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:19,400
That gas leak in her condo
must have been quite alarming.
426
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:24,580
I certainly hope it doesn't
happen again. Fingers crossed.
427
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:27,350
♪ ♪
428
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:30,390
Kip Deegan was many things...
an actor,
429
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:33,130
a pretend detective,
a friend.
430
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:36,330
I'll never forget
the times we shared.
431
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,210
Who the hell is this?
I'm his wife.
432
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:43,310
And they said
I wasn't allowed to speak.
433
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:46,889
As you can see,
Kip didn't just play my father,
434
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,430
he was a father figure to me.
435
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:51,300
He brought me into his life,
paid attention to me,
436
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,885
made me feel special,
437
00:18:52,886 --> 00:18:54,440
and then disappeared.
438
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:59,379
But maybe that's what all
dads do, at least to me.
439
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,520
[all gasping]
440
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:02,580
And I've got some blocking
for you, Mr. Director.
441
00:19:02,604 --> 00:19:06,059
- Hands up.
- Kip's alive!
442
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,530
No, this guy's
way more out of shape.
443
00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:09,500
[laughter]
444
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,070
All right, all right, I'll put
my hand up with a gun in it!
445
00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,810
- [gasps]
- Yes, I killed him.
446
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,150
But I meant to kill you.
447
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,189
It would have given me
the shocking twist
448
00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:21,790
that my series needed
to get serious buzz,
449
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,359
maybe a "Vulture" article.
450
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,330
But this...
this is gonna be better.
451
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:28,740
We'll get your death
in an even more dramatic way,
452
00:19:28,770 --> 00:19:30,780
an armed standoff.
453
00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:32,410
[crowd murmuring]
454
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,790
OK, so, on the show,
there'll be a funeral
455
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,320
for the actor from the show?
456
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,440
I mean, yeah, it's gonna
be layered, sort of like...
457
00:19:38,464 --> 00:19:40,900
I mean, not "Inception."
Did you see "Inception"?
458
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,170
A lot of people didn't get it.
I got it, personally.
459
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,010
Hey, no more questions!
460
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:49,210
Time to go ahead with my shot list.
And you are at the top.
461
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,970
Damn it, this wasn't
how I saw this going.
462
00:19:50,994 --> 00:19:53,989
But luckily, I'm not
the only one with a plan.
463
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,590
[roars]
464
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,700
[machine humming]
465
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,110
Not bad for a Fitbit, huh?
466
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:09,249
- You saved us. [sighs]
- [groans]
467
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,570
I guess you were right,
it's not the Flute show.
468
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,509
Oh, good to hear
you finally say it.
469
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,710
Yeah, it's more like
the Flute and friends show.
470
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,619
I'm still the main draw,
but you guys help some too.
471
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,620
I mean, if this maniac
was able to put aside
472
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,720
his homicidal tendencies
for the sake of teamwork...
473
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:24,120
- [screams]
- Ahh!
474
00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:28,000
Oh, boy, never mind.
This Boner won't quit.
475
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,040
[light music]
476
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,350
- I heard your speech in the coffin.
- Oh, you did?
477
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:36,520
Seems like that Kip guy
was kind of a jerk.
478
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:39,420
Yeah, and he didn't even
look or sound like you.
479
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,630
Thank you.
That's what I've been saying.
480
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:44,130
Oh, boy, someone just earned
himself some ice cream.
481
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:47,370
Really?
He was a pretty bad actor too.
482
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:50,650
I mean, terrible.
Just an all-around piece of crap.
483
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,120
That's my dead husband
you're talking about.
484
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,489
Well, I hope his performance
was better in bed.
485
00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:56,590
Up top.
486
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,990
[both laugh]
487
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,670
NARRATOR: This summer...
488
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,750
[siren wailing]
Please, I'm a minister.
489
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:10,119
- Then you better start praying.
- Power grid disabled.
490
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,990
This city's out of control.
491
00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:13,800
Someone's got to do
something about it.
492
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,130
[dramatic music]
493
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:19,540
NARRATOR: Only one man
can stop the madness.
494
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,940
♪ ♪
495
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,980
[tires screeching]
496
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:25,804
That flight's been canceled.
497
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,900
[squealing]
498
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,661
He's got it.
499
00:21:33,402 --> 00:21:36,402
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